Of panting love and desperation
On sleepless nights I used to croon
My lusty respiration sparked
By ardent light of silv’ry moon
But now on wint’ry nights so drear
I simply totter off to bed
With breathing mask and all its gear
Another sleepless night to dread.
Like clockwork though I feel the call
At ten and two and four
And off I shuffle down the hall
The tee tee’s at the door!
Of course I take a pill for that
And lots of other stuff
No matter where the ailment’s are
One pill is not enough!
I have a pill for thyroid
And one for inner ear
I don’t have one for typhoid
But lots more, never fear!
Blood pressure takes a double dose
Preservision too for eyes
For leg cramps there’s another one
And cream for itching thighs.
I have an Epi-pin for stings
And Bi-pap when I sleep
For venous insufficiency
A steroid rub I keep
There’s Symbicort for shortened breath
Albuterol helps too
Lasix drains the fluid off
And runs me to the loo!
My God, you say, how do you keep
Those medications straight
Well, I have a dedicated lovely wife
Makes sure I’m up to date
At my age healthy living
Is quite a daunting chore
It takes a lot of medicine
And patience by the score.
But pardon all my whining
I’ve done it quite some time
Just never said it quite this way
In melancholic rhyme.