Coach Mock

Ode to Coach Mock on Reaching His Eighty-Fifth Birthday

You had to know the painful thump
That cracked your crewcut head,
Was Coach Mock's college senior ring:
I swear it felt like lead!
He'd sneak up on you from behind,
When you were goofing 'round,
And smack you with that lethal gem--
The whole room heard the sound.
It was not done from hate or spite:
Coach Mock was not that kind.
He merely wanted us to be
The best kids you could find.
He would not let us tardy be,
Or turn in sloppy work.
In homeroom or in drawing class
You could not be a jerk.
It was that way in coaching too--
No matter what the sport.
He taught us fundamentals sound
On diamond, field, or court.
We learned to bunt and slide and steal
And how to play defense.
He gave us detailed scouting tips
His theories made great sense.
The honeysuckle bloomed each May;
Its sweet smell blended in
With cracking bats and crisp line drives,
At baseball time again.
The licorice tang of Beech-nut chew,
The pungent cigar smoke,
The lazy batting practice curve,
The burn of ice-cold Coke.
Bubba Louie rolling in the dirt;
Miss Dorothy looking down;
The Brown Bus full of bats and gear
To play somewhere 'round the town.
Coach Mock let us have our fun,
We Eagles liked to sin!
But more important he taught pride
And the fiercest will to win.
We know he scouted for the Reds,
And taught at other schools.
But Murphy's own he'll always be
In Eagledom HE RULES!
And now we scarcely can believe
This day it did arrive,
That Coach is celebrating many years:
He's turning eighty-five.
You helped to make us what we are
No matter what our call.
So, Coach, sincerely, we wish you
Happy Birthday from us all.
Murphy High School
Class of 1962