Initial Reaction

If your DOB is—oh, sometime
Before the Y2K—
Then, OMG, we just might share
A verbal DNA

Infernal modern acronyms
IMO are wrecksters!
They’re like symbolic IOU’s
Or ESL for texters

My MO might be DOA
If acronyms persist
An MRI might show
I never did exist!

FYI, the FBI
A POI they claim you are
The AIC issued APB’s
To chase you in your car.